9:00 [children's room]
- Pay to print
- Help with opinion paper support documentation, due Monday [Mom's PIIISSSSSED, but he's a good kid]
- Stapler
- Pencil
10:00 [children's room]
- Where are the printed documents going? [adult area, why?]
- Email to IT about weird printing--note stuck to computer for staff
- Introduce self to volunteer whose name I never knew (probably won't remember either... Lilly, Lilly, Lilly...)
- [forgotten, random stuff]
11:00
- Help logging in to take real estate test online [takes 20 minutes]
- Scratch paper
- Tax forms
- Candlestick charting for dummies? [well that's 6+ years old, but there is a Candlestick charting demystified from 2012 I can try getting--yes please]
- Why can my boss who lives in [next town] use this library? [well, the state let's you use your public library card anywhere in the state, so...you can use his library too: "Why would I want to?" Awww....]
- Consumer Reports on cameras
- Help with scan-to-print station
- Can we load stuff off a thumb drive? [yup]
- Help printing
- T out here asking when I'm going to lunch, etc., and 'warning' me about the logo "thing" that's going on this afternoon....yeah, nice timing Boss, an hour before we close on a Saturday
- Dirty looks and scowls and sighs from Professor Shhhhhhhhh! because he needs SILENCE for chess-playing. Asshat-combover
12:00
- Books on Buddhism for a co-member of my Friday night AFG
- Help saving resume
- Just noticed that Prof. Shhh is wearing a HGTV RoseParade Crew hoodie. Now I want to ask if it's for realz
- [phone] How to get from the nearest interstate to the local post office ["can I get there by 1?" only if you drive like an asshole]
- Where is the non-fiction? [right here, but what are you looking for?] The crash of 2016 [checked out on Monday, do you want to do a hold?] Nope
- ...how about on Kindle or audio? [it is available that way but no one local has it; ILL the CD?] No, thanks
3:30
- The internet just kicked me off [well, yeah, dude you've been online ALL DAY--sigh--I give him a short-term pass while he blusters about taking a quiz and no warning and how he can't have been hear six hours....]
- Board member comes to tell me that our ladder (the one that belongs in my household) is still behind his sister-in-law's house and he's worried it might get stolen (it's been there since spring and the project isn't done yet, so yeah)
- Logo "thing"? [upstairs]
- [phone] Four Wanda Brunstetter books, none of which is here, and we only own one of them anyway
- I finish ILLing a DVD that T said wasn't in our part of the state to ILL--yes it is
- Refill the printers, check to see who's hanging around in the study areas, listen to applause from upstairs re the logo "thing"
- Kid (age 10-ish) asking for "guides" about knives [we have....one, which fortunately is what he's looking for]
- Announcement for kids to call their rides NOW
- Pick up today's papers
- Mumbly-stutterer asking about Google Earth...also paying to print
- Same guy--he's been coming here for decades--also tells me about the article he printed that tells how to know if you're stick because you're sick or because of bioterrorism, cuz that's how he rolls
- Final reminder that we're closing in 15 (GO HOME!)
- Basement check
- And it's 4:53 with two people left back here besides me, one online, one not....
- ....DONE!!
