10:00-11:00 a.m.; 1:00-3:00 p.m.

What I'm doing between questions: messing about with Demand Order cards, cutting up scrap paper (as usual), collection development.

10:00 a.m.

• Woman returns yardstick to me [pointed directly at my chest--a little scary, though she's perfectly nice about it]
• Circ person arrives to discuss weird card app. from last night, which continues to be weird, weird, weird
• [bummer: Facebook is down]
• [Serial Killer Dude walks by]
• Renew time on SAM
• Contact info for Attorney General in another state 2000 miles away [Yay Google!]
• Pencil
• Mr Ick: "Did you see if my son walked past here and towards the door?" [Yes, five minutes ago and about 10 feet behind you--I'm totally NOT checking the bathrooms for him!!]
• [SK passes again]
• Pencil returned
• Change card number in SAM [he wins the Best Password Award for today: "chonkle"; and then after logging in & out very quickly, he moves to a computer where I can't see the screen....hmmm]
• Can we buy a copy of a book in a Nora Roberts series which we own other titles in? [Sure]
• [SK passes the desk again.]
• Two girls, on MySpace/Facebook next to each other are also having a running convo...just quiet enough not to get in trouble, but VERY irritating (to me)
• OK, it's 11. I'm leaving........

1:00 p.m.

• I take over from Director who leaves me all kinds of stuff to 'finish up'
• Word processor
• "How do I go about typing a letter on the computer?" [I log him in as a guest rather than signing him up....]
• Real Estate License Exams for Dummies [we don't own and she needs it ASAP]
• Word processor
• Desperately paranoid and DUMB woman arrives for her hour-long session to sign up for email. I. Am. Not. Kidding. An hour. To sign up for email. This begins at 1:30. Thank God it's pretty quiet.
• Attachment won't print. We finally get it to work, but again: no, we don't ahve a fax machine.

2:00 p.m.

• Psychic phenomena
• 2:30 and Paranoid is finally set up with email. She wants to double-check in a few minutes to see if it's still there. {omg omg omg omg}--I could never make this up. Never.