Monday

What I'm doing between questions: the end-of-month order cleanup

12:00

• I clean out the "messages left" file and shred everything from August and September...including the request for a DVD of Mass Effect 3 [lol]
• Forgot PIN, but his card's expiration date didn't get updated in SAM either, plus he has a fine over the max for internet use; I issue him a guest pass for today since he's broke till the end of the month
• Pay to print
• Possibly the most annoying phone alert EVER goes off: [high-pitched 'baby-doll' voice] "You have a message, a teeny-tiny text message..."
• What seasons of MI-5 do we have? [only the ones he's seen, and since he hasn't ponied up for a full-service card--don't ask--we can't ILL anything for him]
• Look up card number
• Truman and the National School Lunch Program [which turns into a VERY long discussion of that, the local community college and this woman's tutoring student who is 19 and can't read--wtf, Nearby Rural School District, W. T. F.!--and books in the YA section he might be willing to wade through with help]
• Help with 3-hole punch [you really do have to push HARD to get it to work!]

1:00

• ILL person looking for a book with a weird call # [the call # is right, but it's nowhere to be found.... grr]
• Woman with crazy eyes wants to get on the internet [I break the rules and just run a day-pass for her since I don't want to deal with anyone with crazy eyes any longer than necessary]
• I check one last place for the weird call # book...and find it [woot]
• Wow!  The Didache and something by an earth Church father...in Spanish [uhm, not gonna happen]
• There are days when SAM needs to be smacked upside the head and sent to bed without dinner...
• Day pass
• Day pass
• [I feel like I work on a ward with all the passes I'm giving out today]
• Pay to print
• Help with printing