12:00 in children's room
- Hi to multiple staff members wandering through
- Hi to grandpa with two toddlers heading to the block/Lego table
- Bathroom key ... and dad returns it
- "Can I sit in here with my laptop and my baby?" [of course! Plus, she brought Grandma to entertain baby]
- "Can I print from my laptop? [uhm no not yet...working on it]
- Grandpa needs bathroom key for one of his charges
- ...and it's back [both boys get the opportunity to hand it to me: first the oldest, then I give it to the youngest and he hands it back...too sweet]
1:00
- Wireless info
- [phone, from circ] "Is [patron] up back there? I can't get her record to open." [nope not us for a change!]
- It's really chilly back here!
- Need to print from the internet, doesn't have a card but has his friend's...[ugh, don't tell me that...but I make him a day pass and tell him they work JUST LIKE the cards if he knows his friend's p-word...lol]
- "TEXT MESSAGE RECEIVED" says a guy's phone as he walks past. Loudly.
- Celiac disease/Gluten-free material that he had last week [all checked out--hot topic! I reserve the two he really wants]
- Day pass guy needs to print
- Learning piano books for older man, who could really use something in Spanish, but we don't have [but he's happy with what I do find, hooray]
- More time online
- Ethernet cable returned
- Pay to print
- How to print [he's easily frustrated by my stellar explanation of how to print]--and then prints and pays everything as he goes
- [phone] Next Sookie Stackhouse books [I find them on the shelf for her, but then she needs to chat about some other books...blah blah blah]
- Meanwhile, someone comes to where I'm on the phone at circ looking for "whoever's at Reference"
- She forgot her PIN
- Massive slow printer dude asks, "Do you take credit cards?" [minimum of $5 charge, which is way more than he needs to print]
- PIN woman is popping her lips...argh
4:00 in children's room
- [staff question] How are the kids' Grief Section books coded?
- Spirited Away [we have volumes 2-4 of the graphic series and the movie--off she goes to look for the movie]
- Any books or CDs by current popular people, like Katy Perry, etc.? [...and she's off to the CDs to plow through 781.64 by singer's last name]
- More middle school girls can't actually get the words for what they want out; I suggest a paper and pencil which thuRILLLLS them....and the representative girl writes down "Girl Puberty Book" [right, big shock on that one...here we go...]
- Books on how to be a friend for K-aged girls [we find a few]
- "My brother left my iPod over there a few days ago..." [yeah, no we don't have it, because you asked at the front desk and they didn't find it, and I'm going to be looking in the same places. Sorry dude]
- Books that make cricket sounds...[hello, Eric Carle!]
- [staff question] Can we make the CSI:NY records findable? Some are in CSI:NY, some are in CSI : New York, some have the season spelled out, some have the number...[yeah, I'll fix when I'm done here]
You had some good ones today! The sweet & good definitely out-did the glargh/blahblah, at least. My personal favorites: laptop & baby; CDs by "current popular people" (which is, y'know, easy to determine); and the big winner: girls can't say what they want. That made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteCSI:NY just makes me want to punch the publisher (consistency, please!) - and Eric Carle and everydamnedcopy of his books ought to be shot. :)
Hmm, I like the cricket book--surprisingly ours still makes noise. Every season of CSI:NY now has at least four 246 fields. A couple have six.
ReplyDeleteThe slow printer guy was killing me--trying to clear his credit record, but the printout of creditors was 26 pages long. It made my stomach flip. Poor guy. Literally.
Also, PIN Woman/Lipsmacker? I gave her her password at about ten till. When I left the desk, she still hadn't figured out how to log on. {pop} {pop}
OK, one copy can remain unshot: yours. ;)
ReplyDelete26 PAGES? Woof! I can't even imagine. The last time I ran my credit report, it was maybe 9 pages total (including the paid-in-full mortgage and student loans).
Remind me to act out Nose Hair Guy sometime. He's also known as "Afraid of Squirrels." He will rival PIN Woman, fer sure.